Silly poems

[kath]

This poem was inspired by a sleazy man off a messageboard, in whose pic the hair was suspiciously dark. Just for men is a brand of hair colourant.

Just for men

Oh I must preen myself again,
Anoint my hair with just for men,
Seeking the action I missed as a boy,
Men I ensnare with my savaloy.

Alas
For womankind, I’ve not turned gay
But brockworst and c o c ktail I must assay
I binge on brylcreem and all grease

That I ever got laid,
Wonders will never cease.

Oh I must preen myself again,
Anoint my hair with just for men,
Seeking the action I missed as a boy,
Piercing the past with my savaloy.

Alas!
I ate it before I could,
It’s texture a hot-dog sausage, not wood.
And then I burst, for I’m obese.

That I ever got laid,
Wonders will never cease.

[kath]

This is evil but it always makes me laugh

Memories whilst Mourning

Your sexual technique
Just lying there as if you
Had already died.

[littleonion]

now this getting in to my realms... haiku and all things haikai kath :-)

[kath]

go for it, LO

I quite like haiku- nowadays though on poetry boards people are writing haiku in a more ''traditional'' style which doesn't have the line lengths of the 'english haiku' I learned to write at school.

It makes me feel uncool as I'm not in the loop of what a 'proper' haiku is